Emergency

By -____- - 05/10/2013 21:28 - United States - Seattle

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Today, my husband yelled from upstairs, "Babe! BABE, COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have happened to our newborn daughter, I rushed up, only to find out he just wanted to show me that he'd learned how to spin a top on the tip of his penis without it falling. FML
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thatonetree 9

That is a pretty impressive skill. You gotta give it to him

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ABillOnFire 15

it's reasons like this we were placed on this planet

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thatonetree 9

That is a pretty impressive skill. You gotta give it to him

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tjv3 10

Yeah that is pretty impressive

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Riku714 25

I have to agree, that's a pretty amazing skill

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shaww 28

Except when the baby wakes up from the yelling

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MileyC 2

absolutely not. this is divorce worthy. that's is SO unsanitary of her husband. Op you should reconsider your marriage

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Welshite 39

Hey, Miley, don't you have a foam finger to violate? Go take your idiotic ramblings somewhere else.

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Pwn17 25

38- Right, and that also gives us the freedom to criticize her. It was a stupid comment.

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SarMarJo 17

#33, I'm sure his penis has been in other places. IN.

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Ch_rae5 19

Wouldn't that kinda hurt?

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obnum 19

Has no use, but yeah, pretty good skill. How'd he do it?

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camsterjoe 12

What I want to know is 'soft or hard?'

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Chris93Jones 20

I don't know why, but I am wondering more details, soft or hard? head or on the hole?

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sonuskos 6

He's gonna be the first man to spin on his 'head'.

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dingleberrysteve 6

Wait, what kinda top? Wouldn'it hurt if if goes into the hole?

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Aky0n 10

Today, i posted an fml post about my husband getting excited over spinning a top on his penis. All the comments approved, fml.

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TheNewGuy03 28

He's a ******** b-boy. Shit, he might be able to do **** push-ups, too.

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skuester 4

It's the balls that hurt

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Damian95 16

I'm surprised OP didn't blow her top off! Anyone? Ok...

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Ch_rae5 19

is it just me or does his profile pic match his comment perfectly?

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ilytyvm 25

Lmfao. it does. I was thinking that.

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zuixdoll504 4

what a keeper.good job op

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blinked_281 29

I really want to see how he's doing this

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ABillOnFire 15

it's reasons like this we were placed on this planet

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FiFiLovee 26

This is why aliens won't talk to us...

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QuantumLife 12

Hey! Don't knock it. I'd love for my boyfriend to tell me that!

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Allennis44 16

It IS pretty impressive

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Grayness_ 26

I'm sorry but that's pretty impressive haha.

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SilverInGray 25

It sounds kind of painful to me.

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TylerAnderson98 10

He's a keeper.

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evan_7899 28

He is the definition of a keeper

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Nyx_fml 23

It sounds like your husband definitely likes to have fun in the bedroom.

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TheOnlyKittyKat 15

YouTube that shit. Or YouPorn. I bet someone, somewhere is into that.

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Grayness_ 26

YouPorn ? Haha Talking from experience or?...

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jc981987 7

The fact that you know what youporn is is kind of hot :P

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JustKittyKat 24

Well I thought I was funny. I even imagined the epic, "There can only be one!"

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MEM0817 18

Ahhh. Men. They never fully grow up. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes, not so much.

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AmexBlack 24

Ahhh. Women. They never shut up. Sometimes they moan. Sometimes they nag.

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addioty 19

Generalization. . . *sigh*

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Enslaved 36

Woohoo time to break out the basketball!

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DKjazz 20

*Whistles "Sweet Georgia Brown"*

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Enslaved 36

Harlem Globetrotter's theme! Haha (:

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DKjazz 20

Not everybody knows that's the name of the tune, I guess.

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