Health: Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to...

By smellyhouse - 27/11/2011 10:19 - Canada

Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML

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Same thing different taste

By FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise

Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML

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By anonymous - 09/06/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML

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Dude, gross!

By utensils123 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 02:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

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OK sweaty, time for a bath

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 09:29 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML

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By :/ - 04/03/2014 13:37

Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML

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By finalfantasy - 21/06/2018 17:30 - United States - Aurora

Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 04:00

Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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drealmorales 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:08

Very smart man. He's going to live for a very long time after that

RavenDesired 10

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:08

That must smell gorgeous.

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skyeyez9 24

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:03

I prefer armpit cancer 50yrs from now vs smelling like a Wildabeast on a hot day.

OFFICERxNASTYxx 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:12

Seems like anything can cause cancer these days

mandaboo 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:19

These days, what DOESN'T cause cancer?

MsMeiriona 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:27

Cancer.

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:40

Can you at least get him to try antiperspirant?

tdnur 2

Monday 28 November 2011 0:05

so what? I do not use it either, shower is enough

jshsmith1995 0

Monday 28 November 2011 0:45

The aluminum in many antiperspirants is thought to be a factor in many cases of Alzheimer's

jellyD 1

Monday 28 November 2011 2:25

Yum. A man who is into his personal musk! May I lick his pits or crotch!!??? Yum yum!

moosehunter20 1

Monday 28 November 2011 3:15

maybe he is right

harbqll 0

Monday 28 November 2011 3:24

Deodorant doesn't cause cancer. It causes aluminum toxicity.

Muser97 1

Monday 28 November 2011 3:49

Everything causes cancer!!

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Same thing different taste

Dude, gross!

OK sweaty, time for a bath

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