By finalfantasy - 21/06/2018 17:30 - United States - Aurora

Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
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Same thing different taste

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pjsr 32

That IS pretty funny. The prank war is on. Replace his lube with superglue.

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Allie614032 34

Please tell me the glue was non-toxic!

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Zekfen 17

When normal cream won’t contain that beast of a cold sore, switch to superglue for maximum holding power!

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pjsr 32

That IS pretty funny. The prank war is on. Replace his lube with superglue.

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Donut_Wizard 23

And add a few drops of hot sauce.

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RichardPencil 30

So, the next person you kiss will get stuck to a herpe.

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Allie614032 34

Please tell me the glue was non-toxic!

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Dave_Davington 33

Well, I certainly laughed when I read that, so he just may be on to something.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

That's when you replace his lotion with hand sanitizer.

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openawhole00 6

hopefully your ex isn't your emergency contact

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blahblabbity 19

well, it may not help your cold sore but it’ll help you lose some weight!

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SwordSlashBlade 13

Well if ya can’t tell the difference between coldsore cream and superglue ... you deserved it!

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Davros 12

On the way to school tomorrow put chocolate on his seat so it looks like he shit himself all day.

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