By shrek - 02/05/2016 10:25 - Australia

Today, my brother dyed my white work shirt bright green because I beat him to the shower this morning. As it's my only shirt, I had to wear it to work, where there was a surprise audit and I was fired for incorrect uniform. FML
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NakuEh 27

Wow. That is just terrible luck when it comes to the audit. I would definitely be planning to get revenge on your brother. Maybe switch his shampoo with hair dye.

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madscientist_17 15

Don't you just hate work? It just shows how they view us a replaceable. Not as a real person with a good work ethic. Hopefully-if you want the job back- they might listen to your side and give you a second chance.

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zaidthunder1 27

Incorrect uniform does not warrant firing. That's too harsh.

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DanielleinDC 33

How long is your shower that your brother had time to dye your shirt? And how do you not have more than one shirt? And how awful is your employer that they wouldn't understand your idiot brother's actions and either give you time to get a new one or something like that?

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deamonic 8

make your brother pay you what you lost until you find a new job

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fictionaldiary 11

So many things don't make sense in this. You only have one work shirt? One offense during an audit gets you fired? Where do you live, North Korea? Don't you have rights?

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marthamydear23 9

so let me get this right. you beat him to the shower and he immediately came up with green dye and miraculously dyed it that fast? and you only owned one white shirt? I'm not really buying this

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