shoot him with a paintball gun

Methinks you should buy more than one white shirt. And how long is your shower that he had time to dye it green?

What kind of job gives you one shirt? It's stupid to expect you to wash it that much. If you don't wash it and it smells ill bet you catch hell for that too Plus it would wear out sooner.

Could have called in a sickie to avoid this hassle ??? Or most FMLs are made up so we can have a laugh

Your brother is a clown. Mind you, getting fired for that when there is a reason behind it, seems a bit harsh. Docking you a day's pay and sending you home would have been punishment enough. And your idiot brother should have had to make up the cash.

I hope you find a new job that treats you like a human, and values you more than that! As for revenge, I'm not the vengeful sort. But a henna tattoo of a penis on his face, while he's sleeping, sounds about fair. That stuff takes weeks to fade *evil laughs*

first, how do you only have one shirt?? second, why weren't the bosses more understanding once you explained and promised to never let it happen again? third, your brother should at least have to help you find a new job and/or buy you a new shirt

why didn't you just go buy a new white shirt on your way to work even if you were late you could given notice and have explained

You couldn't have just worn a different white shirt for the time being? I'm sure it wouldn't have looked as obvious you were out of uniform..

kick his ass