By screw life - 01/10/2012 11:35 - United States

Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
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emeraldisle 30

Guys can get stretch marks too you know.

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decoydream 4

A LOT of people have strech marks; Yours are still pink so you can use something to make them better :)

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hazardmuffin 21

Most women get stretchmarks somewhere on their bodies at some point in their life. It's nothing to be ashamed of. If they're pink, that means they're still fairly new/unhealed. Try rubbing cocoa butter on them every day and it should help fade them if you don't wanna rock 'em :)

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kahru1 9

i got my stretch marks from sitting on the toilet for an elongated period of time...on a regular basis.

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loopsy_fml 14

I'm not sure if I want to know. I don't think so........

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waynesmedley92 2

That's horrible. Try cocoa butter. That's supposedly helps get rid of stretch marks

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nachi2013 4

It's a normal thing to have stretch marks and if a man has an issue with it he's a dick because regardless ALL woman get them sooner or later

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sorrowsangel89 1

I woulda said "yeah! I got a tattoo of stretchy skin. You should get one when you grow into your own skin."

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Doodleoodlebug 18

Bio oil works great on stretch marks and scars, even good old baby oil will help.

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jrock9093 18

Stretch marks only make you a tiger don't be ashamed

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emmalou 19

Thinking you needed to prove anything was the first mistake

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