By screw life - 01/10/2012 11:35 - United States

Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
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emeraldisle 30

Guys can get stretch marks too you know.

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BeforeItWasCool 12

Uh. How is "when my shirt came up" even remotely related to getting changed? You'd say "when I was getting changed". No one I know describes changing that way. I think the wording makes it obvious here. It's clear OP was stretching or the shirt didn't fit right.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Well PenguinBitch, your name certainly suits you. And I'm not talking about being a flightless bird.

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unknown_user5566 26

They must be cool looking stretch marks if they resemble a tattoo.

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ICastillo 24

Ya Op should just tell them it is a tattoo.

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xMidna 6

Someone saw mine and asked if I was in a car accident >.>

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greenie213 23

Are you sure it isn't a tattoo? That was quite the party.

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starbursty 0

I'm a skinny ass guy and super athletic yet even I have stretch marks!?! It happens to a lot of people OP don't worry about it (;

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kristina1124 3

I'm skinny and I have stretch marks from bad elasticity in my skin. so it's not always from being fat people! it's embarrassing yes so I feel for ya!

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007type 26

There are all sorts of exercises for tightening of skin.

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rebel_belle1974 5

that was rude of him. I hope he apologized.

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RedPillSucks 31

I think he was just curious, not calling her out.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I don't think snitch is the word you're looking for.

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ManInTheMachine 19

You're probably thinking of 'loud mouth', but even then, he was only asking about it. He isn't a snitch because he wasn't snitching on her. He was only asking a question.

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ALlamaOnFire 20

I guess he could be called a snitch, if OP wasn't allowed to have a tattoo but she did and he called her out on purpose. On the other hand he could just be curious. You're both right:)

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