Kids: Today, my brother tried to give my dog a walk by attaching an...

By Ace - 21/05/2014 21:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my brother tried to give my dog a walk by attaching an RC helicopter to the leash and following him while flying it. He broke the RC helicopter which cost 300 dollars, and we had to search for the dog for 3 hours. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By glowstick - 30/06/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my dog ate my little brothers medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML

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By ciararow - 14/04/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2014 04:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML

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By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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That's one expensive hat

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML

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By honey soy - 29/01/2012 06:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

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By dontfencemein - 22/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 05/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Myrtle Beach

Today, I bought a fancy automatic ball launcher for my dog. When I demonstrated it, my dog watched the ball fly through the air, then charged at the launcher instead, thinking it was the toy. FML

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flurpiee 14

Thursday 22 May 2014 8:04

You're brother isn't the brightest bulb in the household, is he?

garebear61 14

Thursday 22 May 2014 8:06

Not gonna lie, I give the kid a ten for creativity, but as far as smarts .....

Comments

Adam5858 17

Thursday 22 May 2014 9:06

Stupidity,comes in the finist of forms

glabberfasted 16

Thursday 22 May 2014 9:57

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Adam5858 17

Thursday 22 May 2014 13:46

Joke calm down

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 22 May 2014 16:56

ikr. #35 tl; dr, next time, don't fly off the handle with such a long tirade in your comments.

ch3rNOB1l 7

Thursday 22 May 2014 20:12

Finest not finist

AlliTheKat 27

Thursday 22 May 2014 9:07

Sounds like the next million dollar idea! If it worked...

PCJJacket 16

Thursday 22 May 2014 10:05

Haha what happened to the dog?

Futacy 29

Thursday 22 May 2014 14:08

Considering they said they spent three hours loooking for him, it can be assumed that they found the dog.

xx000o 27

Thursday 22 May 2014 10:38

Find the dog, lose the brother.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thursday 22 May 2014 11:06

I'm not surprised your poor dog freaked out... Hope your bro learned his lesson

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Thursday 22 May 2014 11:23

At least you found your dog!

romeonsingcross 15

Thursday 22 May 2014 12:59

Good things come in threes.

ballerboy20 8

Thursday 22 May 2014 13:37

thats a doggone shame about your helicopter

TimysterGates 15

Thursday 22 May 2014 13:41

I wonder if he realized that he would still have to walk the dog while using the RC. Or it has AMAZING range and your brothers memorized the entiteit neighbourhood and your dog's peeing patterns.