Animals: Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By dontfencemein - 22/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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By doggone - 14/07/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML

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By anbrown6 - 12/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

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By Haze - 24/11/2015 03:25 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML

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By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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By green2black - 19/05/2010 07:09 - United States

Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML

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YDIlover 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:02

Why didn't you tie it up? If it was a new pet, you don't know how it's going to react. YDI for not making sure it was secure!

4percent 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:10

dont have kids, please you cant even take care of a dog...

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YDIlover 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:02

Why didn't you tie it up? If it was a new pet, you don't know how it's going to react. YDI for not making sure it was secure!

ACanadaGuy 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 2:36

Why would you pay 1,400 for a dog from a puppy mill when you could just get one from a shelter? YDI for that and not making sure the dog was secure.

hellryu 20

Sunday 1 December 2013 14:05

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SneezyBear 27

Wednesday 3 September 2014 16:09

Wow. God Forbid you should ever get into a horrible accident and are unable to form any new relationships because no woman could stand seeing your 'abused body'. What a shallow, shallow person.

beechy1996 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:05

I wouldnt leave my dog alone if it was tied up!!!

abbyelizabeth 9

Saturday 8 October 2011 21:20

I wouldn't buy a dog for that much. You can help out a dog at the pound for three times cheaper.

finalyearsofhate 22

Monday 23 September 2013 0:48

A lot less than a third of that.. The shelter I volunteer for charges 55 for a dog, 110 for a puppy, and that includes altering, shots, microchip, etc. Irresponsible people like OP shouldn't have dogs in the first place.

AnneFTW 17

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:05

OMG that sucks! LOL

bacon_lover100 11

Tuesday 7 January 2014 18:09

You're an asshole

4percent 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:10

dont have kids, please you cant even take care of a dog...

mikuxxhatsune 32

Monday 5 October 2015 8:10

Oh crap, I left the baby on the train!

Mnemic 5

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:12

I would have kept the dog inside the house. Also then you can check if he's housetrained or not. ;)

Jasper_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:17

why the **** did you leave a $1,400 golden retriever in your back yard? you deserved it, asshole. and why would you BUY a dog when there are so many DYING IN THE STREETS?