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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By girl on fire - 03/09/2015 00:32

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

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By Ep1cF4ce - 26/07/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 13:30

Today, I woke up to the fire department at my house. Why? My brother called 911 thinking there was a fire after turning the heat on for the first time all winter. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By Elephant1718 - 12/06/2013 01:16 - United States - The Dalles

Today, I was looking forward to my only day to sleep-in this month while I'm balancing school and work. I was rudely awakened at 6 am by my sister and her friend trying to make pancakes, burning them, and setting off the fire alarm in my house for half an hour. FML

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By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 00:01

Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML

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By NikkiiFireStarter - 20/10/2009 10:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my 10 year old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including an £600 guitar. FML

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Awesomeaxel 24

Sunday 11 January 2015 23:40

Calm down. He was just performing the sacrificial ritual.

tantanpanda 26

Sunday 11 January 2015 23:36

He must really want you to be warm and toasty :)

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joe3_fml 15

Monday 12 January 2015 3:24

Now that's what i call waking up with a fire in your belly.

vikky538 28

Monday 12 January 2015 3:26

seriously was he out of his mind?

JKW35 21

Monday 12 January 2015 3:34

Ooh Buuurn!

Coocoo257 10

Monday 12 January 2015 3:47

Maybe your bed shouldn't be so flammable.

jwasabi51 3

Monday 12 January 2015 4:20

Gosh, you must've been fired up.

whitetiger13131 26

Monday 12 January 2015 4:29

hahaha I can relate, I have 5 younger siblings and they're all little terrors

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 12 January 2015 4:34

At least you weren't woken up by him successfully lighting your bed on fire. Gotta savor the small wins.

Erikaaa262 6

Monday 12 January 2015 4:37

beat the crap out of him

TheInquisitor 3

Monday 12 January 2015 5:37

My brothers and I do this kind of stuff all the time as "pranks," it's amazing none of us even broke a bone

youngindian 10

Monday 12 January 2015 6:09

At least he cares.

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