Kids: Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire....

By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By girl on fire - 03/09/2015 00:32

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

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By Ep1cF4ce - 26/07/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 13:30

Today, I woke up to the fire department at my house. Why? My brother called 911 thinking there was a fire after turning the heat on for the first time all winter. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By Elephant1718 - 12/06/2013 01:16 - United States - The Dalles

Today, I was looking forward to my only day to sleep-in this month while I'm balancing school and work. I was rudely awakened at 6 am by my sister and her friend trying to make pancakes, burning them, and setting off the fire alarm in my house for half an hour. FML

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By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 00:01

Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML

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By NikkiiFireStarter - 20/10/2009 10:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my 10 year old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including an £600 guitar. FML

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Awesomeaxel 24

Sunday 11 January 2015 23:40

Calm down. He was just performing the sacrificial ritual.

tantanpanda 26

Sunday 11 January 2015 23:36

He must really want you to be warm and toasty :)

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ThatLobster 24

Monday 12 January 2015 9:26

That was nHOT very nice of him. I know, I'll let myself out.. :P

sanchitgoyal 27

Monday 12 January 2015 9:30

cmon baby light my (bed on) fire!

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 12 January 2015 10:48

"How can we dance when our earth is turning... How do we sleep while our beds are burning!" - Midnight oil Perhaps OP's brother took the lyrics too literally.

thisguy22 33

Monday 12 January 2015 10:56

Id just be happy that he both botched it, and that he woke you up. Just think of what would have happened had he not.

MiLM 37

Monday 12 January 2015 11:31

Oh, the love of a brother.

yousha153 1

Monday 12 January 2015 14:23

Maybe he wanted to play a game

Kerix_FML 10

Monday 12 January 2015 17:44

Kill him.. B4 he does to you. ?????

AngryAmerican 18

Monday 12 January 2015 19:04

He must love the way you lie

RileyNichole 10

Monday 19 January 2015 21:15

how old is your brother

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