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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
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Awesomeaxel 24

Calm down. He was just performing the sacrificial ritual.

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tantanpanda 26

He must really want you to be warm and toasty :)

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mct_1087 27

Hope he enjoys living in rubble. Seriously, who burns people's beds? FYL.

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iwanttogotoparis 26

Guess you could say you were a bit 'fired up' at him huh?

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denaeb123 24

He took "heating up the bedroom" to a whole new level

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denaeb123 24

yupp.... did not think this one through

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xluciferx666 21

Time to light him on fire

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kingcaper817 14

THIS BED IS ON FIREEEEEEE (Alicia Keys new hit)

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HofstraGirl 14

That's terrifying. If he wasn't pranking you to see your reaction, definitely tell your parents. Even for a prank... that's kind of extreme and worth talking to him about.

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cakefete2 30

Confucius say: "build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."

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JazNim17 18

No guarantees how long "the rest of his life" will last though!

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gary8082 14

How can we sleep when our beds are burning?

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lilybadilly25 15

Thank you! I was waiting for this comment!

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