Transportation: Today, my car alarm went off at a funeral, three times. FML

By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 20:37 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, my car alarm went off at a funeral, three times. FML

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By shadow1248 - 27/05/2012 05:06 - United States - Stamford

Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML

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By JJMan217 - 03/04/2011 07:02 - Canada

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 13:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was so tired, I passed out at work in the middle of a call. All because my neighbor's car alarm kept going off every 3 minutes all through the morning. It was still going when I left for work. If you see a news story in a few days about a whole neighborhood beating a guy to death, that's probably us. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 17:20 - United States - Tacoma

Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML

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By nick - 24/12/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML

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By md. - 25/11/2009 04:08 - Canada

Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems with it not going off when the car was hit. To demonstrate this to the installers, I bumped my car with my hip, which left a dent, and set the alarm off. FML

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By WTF - 07/03/2011 09:19

Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

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Friday 14 September 2012 1:31

It's like the world is rejecting their death.

DocBastard 38

Friday 14 September 2012 1:38

The first time, you turn it off. The second time, you turn it off and apologise profusely. The third time, you get in your defective piece of shit and drive the **** away.

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stormchaser24 24

Friday 14 September 2012 3:50

So ghost are trying to steal cars now.

holyshitbatman 20

Friday 14 September 2012 4:15

simple solution: stop setting your damn alarm! you should have figured that out after the second time it went off. YDI

gameguy1 0

Friday 14 September 2012 4:31

your car obviously dosent like funerals

Dixbfloppin 11

Friday 14 September 2012 6:24

Pffft, who does?

TeemoTail 5

Friday 14 September 2012 4:57

Was he A Wake?... I will see myself out...

Austyn57 1

Friday 14 September 2012 5:14

were u sitting on ur keys or sum

dog1999 2

Friday 14 September 2012 5:20

Those rascally spirits playing tricks again

courtney_lynn25 5

Friday 14 September 2012 6:24

Sorry about your loss..

acetheone 8

Friday 14 September 2012 6:44

maybe it was just mourning OP. fyl.

kalbrek009 20

Friday 14 September 2012 14:55

Were ghosts trying to steal your car?

jadamsclassic 5

Saturday 15 September 2012 0:58

At least no one called you when your ringtone was "Stayin' Alive" by the Beegees...

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