By fmlcops - 22/05/2009 04:17 - United States
Same thing different taste
Dumdum moment
By Shawn Kotris - 25/04/2021 21:30
By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States
By stranded - 27/09/2010 05:56 - United States
Baited
By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States
By dwhitehouse - 21/01/2011 21:50 - United States
By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States
By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont
Pay up!
By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 01:44 - United States
Book him, Danno
By Joey - 11/07/2021 11:01 - United States
By 303 - 05/07/2012 20:24 - United States - Houston
Top comments
Comments
state trooper? they're power tripping pigs...
wow Dr. Jackal and Mr, Hyde much.
Cops are huge dicks who will abuse their power if it works out for them. Most people who are police officers are arrogant ***** who are so absolutely positive that they're right morally, spiritually, whatever that it only plays into this fantasy world where they distribute very unequal, racist, biased judgement.
You for sure have a honda that sounds like a fart can... Cops hate those
That's a dick move. I'm sorry about that. :[
what an sob
What a bastard. But really, I'm not surprised. ******* cops are nuts with their ticketing. :|
this is the ******* fakest FML there is a policeman, by policy of every department nationwide, cannot assist you in fixing you vehicl, as they become liable for any resulting damage from their assistance, making the department liable for a lawsuit. so, liar, way to get one past the moderators, but it is a cute little story. and yes, it really was necessary to call you out like this so you can write an FML tmrw that is actually true...maybe something along the lines of 'Today some guy with a pretty good general knowledge called out my bogus FML. my life is so sad that i can't even get a true FML posted on this site so i had to make up some bullshit story. FML.' so it can be ignored just like every other ******* sad pathetic loser who bitches about their fml's not making it because they so ******* sad and pathetic and their lives completely suck. so, in closing, stop lying to people just to be heard, and go **** yourself with your exhaust which probably doesnt even ******* exist to begin with. in that case, go **** yourself with your bike handle, and cry yourself to sleep tonight.
oh that's nice #154
thank you, I try.
Keywords
AHHH WHAT A JERK!! i hate cops lol FYL
People who hate cops usually just say that because they've been caught doing something wrong. There's nothing wrong with cops.