Transportation: Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help,...

By fmlcops - 22/05/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 291

You deserved it 5 477

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By Shawn Kotris - 25/04/2021 21:30

Today, after my car died a mile from my house, I huffed, puffed and pushed it back to my house off the street, so I wouldn't get a ticket overnight. After getting it towed to the shop in the morning, I got a call telling me they put gas in it for me and it starts up fine now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 335

You deserved it 2 204

By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 459

You deserved it 3 982

By stranded - 27/09/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 700

You deserved it 7 668

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 347

You deserved it 2 578

By dwhitehouse - 21/01/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I went out to my car only to find my battery had died the night before. With the wind chill, it was -20°F outside. With the hood open, and jumper cables in one hand, I tried to flag down a passing motorist for help. A man in a truck slowed down, sarcastically waved at me, and kept driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 160

You deserved it 3 000

By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 273

You deserved it 4 588

By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 078

You deserved it 11 949

Pay up!

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, while driving on the tollway my car overheated and died a few yards from the toll booth. I then had to wait, crying, in my smoking car for a patrol guy while cars moved around me. He had to push me through the toll and the lady in the booth said she felt sorry for me but still took my $3. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 462

You deserved it 5 141

Book him, Danno

By Joey - 11/07/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML

I agree, your life sucks 876

You deserved it 205

By 303 - 05/07/2012 20:24 - United States - Houston

Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 866

You deserved it 2 665

AlexV_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 13:04

AHHH WHAT A JERK!! i hate cops lol FYL

xClarkGable 0

Friday 22 May 2009 13:26

People who hate cops usually just say that because they've been caught doing something wrong. There's nothing wrong with cops.

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dnb23 0

Friday 22 May 2009 14:42

Who cares about the whole "cops are just doing their job" debate. YDI because you're probably one of those idiots who modifies their muffler and makes their car ridiculously loud. It's annoying as hell, and I'm happy people are getting ticketed for it.

keoct 4

Friday 22 May 2009 14:45

My father’s a cap and I’m in Police foundations and I can honestly say that anyone that believes there is a quota is an idiot further more I really hope all you people that hates cops has your house broken in to or something worse and if you then call the cops you are a hypocritical a$$ hole!!

weefoo 0

Friday 22 May 2009 14:46

though i have admittedly met nice cops that actually understand what they're supposed to be here for and follow it, 90% of police officers are power-hungry pricks that probably have tiny penises and think they can do anything, and i mean ANYTHING just because they have a ******* badge. you can never really understand how dick pigs can be until you interact with them. and i'm willing to bet that anyone defending cops over here has never been arrested. and i'm pretty sure a battery can't die while driving, the engine recharges it.

blouuu_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 14:49

35 : childish. I've been arrested for speeding and incomplete stops, and a more zealous one arrested me for driving accross the white line to change lines at an intersection. I still defend them -- I got tickets because I was doing something WRONG.

BulldogQB4 0

Friday 22 May 2009 14:50

Clearly false. Batteries don't die while driving, a cop wouldn't give you a ticket for loud exhaust if he was right there.

weefoo 0

Friday 22 May 2009 14:53

#37 i've had my car torn apart for wearing a shirt with a pot leaf on it, i've been searched and two of my friends were arrested for driving while a young adult, i've been put in handcuffs for refusing to give a police officer my id while casually sitting on a park bench, and i've been arrested for being involved in a perfectly peaceful and legal sit in. and you can't get arrested for speeding, or any of those things. those are minor traffic violations, so you're evidently ******* retarded. #13 is right.

wott 0

Friday 22 May 2009 14:55

I voted YDI purely because of how terribly run-on the entire FML is. The way it's described just makes it seem false, anyway. How the heck did this get through?!