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By Musicfan - 12/08/2011 02:30 - United States

Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

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By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 21:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML

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GTA

By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:58 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML

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By jarrettsorko - 23/08/2011 16:38 - Canada

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

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Safe as milk

By unsurprised - 28/02/2010 10:51 - United States

Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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Smart criminals

By Annette - 27/11/2020 23:01

Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML

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lol0wnee 5

Friday 12 August 2011 9:19

I wouldnt take that shit either.

juwood 7

Friday 12 August 2011 9:22

And the thief keeps runnin, runnin and runnin, runnin, and runnin, runnin......

Comments

stupdude3 8

Friday 12 August 2011 14:52

This post is probably gonna have its comments closed cuz everyone's arguing about the musical merit of BEP. No offense to anybody, but BEP is only about catchiness. They have no creativity or musical talent, and they always rip off other people's songs. If you want good music, go listen to some Slayer.

Jay1_fml 0

Friday 12 August 2011 15:46

Slayer isn't that much better to be honest. They're better but not that much better

Jillmorgan69 3

Friday 12 August 2011 14:52

**** you.. You don't have quality taste in music.. Will I am. Fergie. APL. And taboo are ******* amazing!!!! Don't b hating on the black eyed peas because there the best band right now... But I'm kinda upset they Are taking a break....

Jillmorgan69 3

Friday 12 August 2011 14:57

Excuse me but will I am is one of the greatest freestyle rappers in Europe!!! Slayer sucks!!! Will I am can make a song probably in like ten minutes... He worked with the music ledgend Michael Jackson and even MJ said he has got the music.... So don't be hating because they can sing unlike u!!!

thekillfactor 0

Friday 12 August 2011 15:04

99% of songs written in 10 minutes are going to suck anyway. Exceptions include Paranoid by Black Sabbath and Sweet Child of Mine by Guns n Roses among others.

annieleigh31 1

Friday 12 August 2011 16:48

This comment makes me think on thing: I don't want to live on this world anymore. The Black Eyed Peas are awful live, if I can go by what I heard while watching the Superbowl this year. MANY people can sing unlike the BEP. Without autotune. That statement is idiotic. By the way... The song Iris, by the Goo Goo Dolls, was written by the band's lead singer, John Rzeznik, in under 10 minutes and composed in an hour or so. I don't know this officially, but it seems to be one of the band's most popular songs, even 12 or 13 years after its release. Just sayin'.