Animals: Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on,...

By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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You deserved it 4 387

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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You deserved it 5 048

By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 125

You deserved it 7 199

By Chatons - 05/12/2013 06:52 - Switzerland

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML

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You deserved it 7 926

By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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You deserved it 11 234

By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 130

You deserved it 13 985

By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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You deserved it 3 924

By EpicFail - 04/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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You deserved it 16 006

By deadhammy - 11/01/2013 07:09 - United States - San Diego

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

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You deserved it 8 193

By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 08:09 - France

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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You deserved it 4 481

Soon.

By erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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You deserved it 134

ReptarSwag 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 8:53

hairball

picklezz123 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:03

hamster mustve been like: if I'm going down, you're coming with me!

Comments

natasharox 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:05

2 FML's in one , sucks for you

ShadeOfWar 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:16

That is ****** up but funny as hell.

Nuahavizu 17

Thursday 11 August 2011 7:40

how is that karma? the cat was jsut eating what it saw as food... (those saying the cat jsut wanted to kill it, if it was eating it it saw it as food) every time you eat something that was once alive (even if it was a salad, for plants have some form of life) do you deserve to die a horrible death like choking?

Nuahavizu 17

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:06

i love all the people who say the cat deserved it for eating something... as if theyve never eaten anything that was once alive themselves... even plants were once a living entity.