Animals: Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on,...

By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

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By Chatons - 05/12/2013 06:52 - Switzerland

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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By EpicFail - 04/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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By deadhammy - 11/01/2013 07:09 - United States - San Diego

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 08:09 - France

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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By erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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ReptarSwag 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 8:53

hairball

picklezz123 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:03

hamster mustve been like: if I'm going down, you're coming with me!

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kkaymichelle 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 7:57

I can't help but laugh :) sorry for your losses? Lol

immataco 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 9:36

Well now you're petless (:

Cat_Daniels 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 15:08

I don't really think getting a cat and a hamster was the best idea...

coling 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 17:18

u didn't try to save the cat??!?

cookiemonnster 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 17:59

That's greasyyy

bluberry1995 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 9:17

well that's unfortunate

SaRaBby786 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 10:59

Wow two loss for one...

kasierdarkmoon 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:27

Im sorry for both your loses lol

habbdicted 6

Monday 8 August 2011 0:29

It seemed like a good idea leaving them together because?

JurassicHole 5

Monday 8 August 2011 8:49

Seems like the hamster got the last laugh...or not. Meh.

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