Animals: Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on,...

By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

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By Chatons - 05/12/2013 06:52 - Switzerland

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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By EpicFail - 04/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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By deadhammy - 11/01/2013 07:09 - United States - San Diego

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 08:09 - France

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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By erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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ReptarSwag 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 8:53

hairball

picklezz123 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:03

hamster mustve been like: if I'm going down, you're coming with me!

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jackthehoseless 2

Saturday 24 September 2011 7:25

Daamn, that hamster is a fighter!

brightstarwoman 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 23:13

Should of never let them play together, now their both dead!!

tankadin37 0

Monday 28 November 2011 7:24

Inception...

ontariowarrior 3

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:54

In 4th grade I killed my hamster by stepping on it....

Rxoxdx 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:46

Somehow this make me laugh

Tikmysta 20

Friday 3 February 2012 1:32

Euphemism??

grovervac3000 15

Tuesday 21 February 2012 23:15

I am SO sorry! Are you going to get a new one of both?

ElricMustang 23

Friday 9 March 2012 1:44

LOL sorry but this is pretty funny.

alera_fml 12

Tuesday 17 April 2012 20:23

How did it get your hamster?

_PurpleTortugas_ 2

Sunday 8 July 2012 23:36

I don't get how anyone could say OP deserved this.

Dilwann 27

Monday 25 February 2013 1:46

For getting both a cat and a hamster. Predator and prey. And thinking they'll just be friends.

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