By Apes - 25/03/2013 07:18 - United States - Temecula

Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML
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ArielTheMermaid 17

Cats are assholes

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perdix 29

Clever cat, maybe tomorrow she'll learn to use knives and, . . ., dunh, dunh, dunh!

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AHappyGoth 14

Troll Level: Cat

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BurumaB 2

Why don't you just lock your door? It's that simple really.

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hooligyn123 18

Not all doors have locks... Mine doesn't and it's a rental, so I can't just change the doorknob, there is a fine if I change hardware in the place...

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BurumaB 2

Or they could put something heavy against the door like a chair or something. The point is OP is acting like they're just forced to bear the cat's antics like they have no other choice lol

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Grolschie 8

Cats are weird xD Mine has teached himself to knock on the kitchen doors whenever he wants food

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Grolschie 8

My mistake, thanks for correcting :) My English is not great

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mokielove 10

mabey your cat is trying to tell you it wants to play . I had a lazy cat before and a cat that loved to play. weird but they don't just always lay there and be mean. some are very enjoyable and loving

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buckeyed 20

next time you order pizza, make her get it

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MrSassypants 33

That would be a neat sight to see as a pizza delivery person.

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HeadlessSparrow 20

Next time leave the door open. Maybe the cat will close it for you

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Jemm_fml 29

That's an awesome cat. FYL though, lil suckers are hard to control!

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ethanman82 8

Sounds like someone is (puts on sunglasses) being sourpuss.

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noelasis94 18

Teach that cat how to get you things, and to feed itself then youll have a free servant.

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purplexpinapple 11

Cats are too smart for that.

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alycion 38

A few years ago, I had a cat that would do something similar. I had a dog that either needed to be crated or locked in my room with me at night. I chose to keep her in the room. So the cat would bang on the closed door like he wanted to come in and run away whenever I got up to let him in.

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