By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 00:51 - Australia - Kew

Today, I saw a photo on Instagram of my friend flipping the camera the bird. She'd tagged it under "irony", so I jokingly suggested that she borrow a dictionary. She responded with a tirade of abuse, claimed to be sleeping with my boyfriend, and blocked me an hour later. FML
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ThatsMyPie 20

Be the bigger bitch. Tell her that there's a vicious rumor about her having an STD and you are letting it continue because "it's way too funny."

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0RedPenguin0 8

It was definitely ironic that she flipped out like that

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0RedPenguin0 8

It was definitely ironic that she flipped out like that

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Ozuru 11

OP, YDI because you are on Instagram.

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gmc_blossom 21

21- Did you know that there's an option to reply to the actual FML itself and so you don't have to reply to the first comment?

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lilhellian 26

22 He wanted to be seen.. Since he is to worthless to be one of the top 10... I say we hang him.. have'nt used that method in a while...

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

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SlenderMann 10

She sounds a lot better than some of my friends... Just sayin'...

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ellybelly_502 4

Um. How ironic, she's a bitch! :)

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boofgall 16

How many people looked on Instagram for this?

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MichellinMan 20

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Sabella89 0

Sounds to me like you need to get some actual friends.

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ThatsMyPie 20

Be the bigger bitch. Tell her that there's a vicious rumor about her having an STD and you are letting it continue because "it's way too funny."

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cloak057_fml 8

I bet thats what people do to you

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Personification 5

12- 5 was referencing a previous FML and the joke clearly went way over your head.

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CathhyLe 7

I wouldn't be surprised if she did! I mean, she did sleep with the guy.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

#12 - I wonder if you get a kick out of harassing Internet users. That was pathetic...

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CharresBarkrey 15

48 - It reminded me of a 5 year old saying "I know you are, but what am I?"

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ICastillo 24

Don't worry Op when you call stupid people out on their stupidity, they get defensive and aggressive.

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herpderpherpderp 13

And that is why you don't argue with stupid people- they'll make you sink to their level and then beat you with experience.

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ICastillo 24

Ha I like you^^ you're smart. But it's a very good point.

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thatKidzmOm 10

Icastillo-I used your T rex joke on my boyfriend the other day. :- I laughed. He thought I was retarded. ;-p

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ICastillo 24

Hey I thought it was funny too. He just doesn't have our kind of sense of humor. I thought I was the only one who laughed at my own jokes.

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unknown_user5566 26

Yet another example of why stupid people using social networking sites is a very bad idea.

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gracehi 31

Perhaps they should make everyone take an IQ test before they can make an account. I think we're really onto something here. Let's start a new exclusive social networking site in which everyone must have at least an IQ of 110. We can call it fuckyoudumbfucks.com. We'll be rich!

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Acik91 26

That's about the best idea since the invention of instant food. Then, on the other hand, it may be a boring site - surprisingly low amount of users and not many friends, too... Well, I'd take that.

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nictransitglory 4

We need to get IQ tests to vote before we start using them for social networking. But I like where you are going with this.

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olpally 32

What a drama queen, a stupid and idiotic one at that. Wow, why is she your friend? Lol. Bitches be crazy!

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saIty 17

I believe you also need to borrow a dictionary and look up the word "friend".

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dftba 13

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AH1Zviper 15

Where in your world is a tirade of abuse a " joke"?

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fml121785 14

27- I believe 9 was saying that OP shouldn't call the girl her friend because of the verbal abuse she hurled at her for her pointing out something to her. Also, because friends don't **** their friends boyfriend's!

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brenkite 5

I read your comment as you profile picture.

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BulldogHoops 14

Too many people flip shit when they're corrected.

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