Animals: Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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mikejunior88 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:21

did you discover this before or after you made your toast?

theunwiseone 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:19

scrape out the shit and use it as Nutella on your toast. tasty solution ;)

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bubblekitty 1

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:24

awww a kitty cat. meow meow!!!

makenna2011 6

Wednesday 20 April 2011 21:22

lol gotta love 'em, right? haha

SassiestLemon 2

Thursday 21 April 2011 3:37

bubblekitty- You look like someone I know.. Oh well, I love your eyes :)

bubblekitty 1

Thursday 21 April 2011 19:34

aww thank you -^_^-

pimpcakes2 11

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:26

Learn to put the toaster in a cupboard. If your cat opens cupboards... your screwed.

kaylanicole1255 1

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:45

My cat learned to open doors AND cupboards! LOL Thank God he never shat on a toaster when he was alive! I would have killed him!

dchballa 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:27

LOLOLOLOLOL

Mewzakuro240 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:28

Wait. What?! Not only have I never experienced that, but the picture that goes through my head is a cat with a newspaper, sitting on the toaster like it's a toilet, and halfway through millions of loud, unhealthy noises coming from his rectum, he looks up from the paper and asks "Do you mind?" Seriously.... I must be on something. Haha,

Dudelike89 8

Wednesday 20 April 2011 10:30

Pass some of that stuff over here!

icychill10_fml 6

Wednesday 20 April 2011 21:14

its 4/20 u should be on something ;)

kittykat1497 7

Wednesday 20 April 2011 23:11

I want wat ur on

Mewzakuro240 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 3:17

I posted that last night, totally didn't mean for it to be 4/20. Kickass!

Monkeyone 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:29

First!!

mariazzz 5

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:29

how the heck does that happen!?

ganja_warrior88 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 3:55

piss off the cat lol

litlpetlvr 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:30

HAHAHAH. That's incredibly disgusting. But now you have an excuse to go buy a toaster oven! :]

iownyou777 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 23:26

yeah I'm sure it's his dream come true

bala_fml 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 15:49

^ LOL

Monkeyone 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:30

Hahahaha!!

bubblekitty 1

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:30

that's some funny shit hahaha -.-' sorry I feel bad.

notsocrazee 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:33

roast beef then I guess

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