Animals: Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

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By thebravelittletoaster - 20/03/2011 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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mikejunior88 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:21

did you discover this before or after you made your toast?

theunwiseone 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:19

scrape out the shit and use it as Nutella on your toast. tasty solution ;)

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ShadowPunkChick 1

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:08

How is that even possible..?

cetlawizard 15

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:42

this is by far, the funniest fml..sorry bout ur toaster. :(. toaster cover will help in the future. :)

middletin 0

Friday 22 April 2011 0:57

shitty toast... yummmm

gagalooooo 0

Friday 22 April 2011 3:27

that's what you get when you own a stupid cat

misswendy_fml 0

Friday 22 April 2011 4:06

shitty toast for breakfast.

nativetwister87 0

Friday 22 April 2011 4:07

that's some hot shit right there...

crooks32 0

Friday 22 April 2011 4:14

laughed my ass off when I read this. thank you for making my day so much better

angelwing701 0

Friday 22 April 2011 5:23

Ewww ... you ticked off a ninja cat

Lindzer 0

Friday 22 April 2011 5:34

Yet another reason to hate cats.

lexief1999 0

Friday 22 April 2011 5:40

I would kill the damn Cat...

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