Animals: Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML

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By justme - 09/02/2010 18:20 - France

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

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By thebravelittletoaster - 20/03/2011 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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mikejunior88 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:21

did you discover this before or after you made your toast?

theunwiseone 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:19

scrape out the shit and use it as Nutella on your toast. tasty solution ;)

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Zero22120 12

Friday 22 April 2011 6:00

This made my day, thank you.

misstessaelice 5

Friday 22 April 2011 7:42

cats are the devil

Rpatty9 0

Friday 22 April 2011 9:05

It was actually my friend's cat, Cabbit, but this was too good not to post, so I did it for her. Apparently this has happened twice. The second time, her daughter went into the kitchen in the middle of the night for some water and saw the cat hovering over the toaster. When she shooed Cabbit away and looked in the toaster, she saw that the cat had shit perfectly in the slot. They have a toaster oven now...

varkey 7

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:30

@284 you don't have the Original Poster star... lol that's pretty funny but FYL

stephanyk2 7

Friday 22 April 2011 9:19

HUH?!?

Fuckin_Panda 0

Friday 22 April 2011 19:17

What the hell?! XD

misstessaelice 5

Friday 22 April 2011 19:44

cats are the devil

xxpauliegunzxx 0

Friday 22 April 2011 20:20

sounds like a shitty day...

ItsThisGirl 17

Saturday 23 April 2011 4:14

wtf?!

macko2 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:45

there goes your toaster!

OHnathanIO 4

Saturday 23 April 2011 8:28

Hahaha I hope you caught your cat in the act. That would make it 10x better.

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