Animals: Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML

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Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By justme - 09/02/2010 18:20 - France

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Spearfish

Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML

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Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML

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By thebravelittletoaster - 20/03/2011 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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mikejunior88 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:21

did you discover this before or after you made your toast?

theunwiseone 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:19

scrape out the shit and use it as Nutella on your toast. tasty solution ;)

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tasidevil99 0

Monday 25 April 2011 15:53

that's of my name is earl

heithp 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:27

OMG! That's one of the funniest things I heard in a while. Maybe ur cat hates you.

alscho14 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 10:13

I took a shit in your toaster too!

garrettcodd 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 21:43

totally bs... how the hell is a cat gonna get up on top of your toaster spread it's little checks and manage to go it in the tiny little slot... not gonna happen...

chasewknight 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:12

beat the cat with the toaster

yoyodog27 5

Sunday 15 May 2011 19:40

hahahahahahahahahahaha

rofl99 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:01

how did you find out? did u see him do it, look inside, or make some tiast, and omnom nom on it xD lol

rofl99 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:04

i was also eating toast whenni read this....

RavenLovesGir 0

Monday 27 June 2011 14:43

How does this even happen...?

SleepOnStones 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:20

Deep down inside, I'm sure your cat's a genius.

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