Animals: Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then... - FML

By damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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Today, I caught my dog “cleaning” the cat’s litter box. He won’t be giving me any kisses anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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By tessamarque - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bartlesville

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

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Today, my cat thanked me for buying her a new litterbox by peeing in all of my plants. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By Jeanna S. - 23/11/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By princeronron - 08/09/2015 02:02 - Switzerland - Prilly

Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML

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By Neutered - 27/11/2012 19:52 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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b00ts3ct0r 15

Sunday 12 August 2018 23:07

At least your cat didn’t slap the glass onto the floor, like mine does. Cats are douchebags and they’re proud of it.

real life problems 26

Sunday 12 August 2018 22:57

So leave the glass of water for the cat, and you take and drink from the bowls

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Monday 13 August 2018 2:53

Cats are assholes!

RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 August 2018 3:33

You mess with my water bowl, I mess with yours. Capische?

ViviMage 38

Monday 13 August 2018 4:36

Use vinegar to clean the cat's bowls, or run them through the dishwasher. Your cat may be complaining of algae or scum in the bowl impacting the flavor.

fde2blknimout 18

Tuesday 14 August 2018 11:09

Good news. Water is free!!!

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