Money: Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the...

By Princess - 28/05/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML

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By suzyyy - 23/02/2011 09:18 - Netherlands

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

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By light_talker - 14/01/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML

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By xxteenhearts - 29/05/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML

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By jedd90 - 08/07/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I overdrew my account and ended up paying an extra 35 bucks for a 1.99 item. It was an application on the iPhone that is supposed to help me keep track of my money. FML

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By bug20 - 18/07/2016 09:27 - United States - Wooster

Today, I received an almost $400 bill for Internet services I don't even have. When I called and talk to them they told me I still owe them $77 because I didn't catch it within 3 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:14 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

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By latepayer - 13/10/2009 15:04 - United States

Today, I found out that I owed my school $0.20. They decided to charge me a late fee of $20 for deferring the intial payment. FML

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By Maleficia - 19/01/2017 08:25

Today, the government froze my bank account for not paying college debt, and now I can't access my 0.30 cents. FML

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By x_udontknowme_x - 05/01/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, while I was out of the office, I'd left my phone charging inside. My boss informed me that since I am clearly running up her electricity bill, it will be deducted out of my already nearly non existent paycheck. FML

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By nhanley1 - 02/04/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML

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Blahp 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:59

That's kinda the problem with computers... any human would have just been like "whatever."

jet_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 23:03

Why wouldn't you pay 27 cents?

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Jupi_fml 2

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:53

Wow. I've heard of companies letting things go a lot further before they interrupt service. Cripes.

RavensRule97 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:53

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Hasan34 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:54

Third!!

BlueShades152 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:58

Um...why not, fourth.

HeyitsPheddy 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:58

That sucks. And 6th :)

Blahp 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:59

That's kinda the problem with computers... any human would have just been like "whatever."

uhmfml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 22:59

That sucks

glamorous67 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 23:00

umm that sucks but its not the end of the world, still fyl its annoying oh and im gonna break the chain going on here...

fml1358 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 23:00

oh wow that sucks

Soak 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 23:02

My friend once got arrested for owing less than 30 cents =(

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