By Courtney - 04/02/2012 20:22 - Reserved

Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML
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jasony0423 0

You're a classy woman, aren't ya?

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melchibr_fml 0

I wish I could come up with a comment but all I can think about is boobs.

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chillyCholo 5

People's weird fetishes nowadays..

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shanemaximo 7

I have such a raging boner right now.

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grapisy 8

That does seem pretty realistic. I've seen a girl in my class with her phone, ipod, headphones, a couple of pens, and an unopened bag of chips shoved in her cleavage.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Her cleavage probably opens to another dimension. I know mine does.

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reapermw2 0

I take it there wasn't much room left for what her bra was intended to hold?

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absolutegrrr 7

Being a brit, I literally have no clue what 'hock a loogie' means...

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

117- It's when you clear your throat and thick spit comes up & sometimes it has mucus in it. Guys in middle school used to do it all the time at recess and then spit them on the fat girls at our school. :(

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Daiyuki 5

That's such a coincidence, I have a raging clue right now

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MattRoseen 12

90% of people won't get the South Park reference. I commend you.

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xbrit551 13

Better than ashing a cigarette and the cherry going down your bra. Hurts like hell.

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THEKAISER 4

Do you use your chest as an ash tray?

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xbrit551 13

No... I was in a car and ashes it out the window and the wind blew it back in......

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flipfloperson 5

Nature obviously didn't want your ashes.

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chubby_choco 17

My ex did that. XD I told her it was her cue to stop smoking.

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Dudelike89 8

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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flockz 19

i'd rather falcon a loogie instead.

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Isaac_The_Man 0

That's not sexy..

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Dudelike89 8

35-I tip my hat to you.

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PaulB123 11

Well there's a solution if you want guys to stop staring!

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nuggetmonster 12

And how exactly do you inconspicuously hock a loogie? Those are hard to keep quiet.

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Epsilonyx 15

I'd imagine if she tried it, it'd resemble quietly gagging on an invisible penis.

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SW500 13

Well I've managed to...it just has to be rather loud with nobody paying attention to you...

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CallMeBloo 31

Yeah, seriously. If you want to get it away from your body- which is generally the point- you gotta hock it loud and proud.

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jasony0423 0

You're a classy woman, aren't ya?

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biggestfan23 11

That's a definite ydi and a definite turn off

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MrSassypants 32

Yes because OP is clearly trying to turn on FML commenters.

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flockz 19

i jizzed when she said bra. is that normal?

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MrSassypants 32

Immature* flockz is not premature. He lasts pretty long. I know from "second-hand" experience. ;)

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flockz 19

that song would apply to me, but i never wear pants.

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infinitii 0

I guess that's one way to begin foreplay.

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efro4472 1

Yup her boyfriend can lick it off

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