By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 16:33 - United States

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
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DocBastard 38

The bad news is that the lockers weren't assigned at random. You were given that locker because of your poop face. Sucks for you, poop face.

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cupcakes729 7

I that happened at my school, then they woul have to replace it or pay for it. That really sucks. Sorry op.

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ryaninreverse 3

Dont open your locker! It might be rigged to fling poop at your face when u open it.

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Klug_fml 7

Whoever owned my locker before me enjoyed to write various things about a person named Amanda. And they told us they cleaned out our lockers before the freshman got them. LOLOLOL.

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GoneClubbin 9

Well Poop Face That's What Makes You Unique

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RaquelRox2299 0

Come on people! Only a immature little kid would really write that on a locker, rite? Don't thumb it down!!

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natnatkat 8

This is not an fml. I would be glad to have that one so i could distinguish it from all the other lockers

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anongrl 2

At least you didn't get my ex boyfriends locker he had when he was a senior. He had a penis drawn in there, and also had a folded up piece of paper that looked like a small penis and as you pulled it open, it go longer. Along with that he had a crouton and a chicken nugget he let sit in there all year. He left it in there as a present to the next owner. You got lucky. The year before that he had a empty locker below his that he used as a trash can for empty McDonalds cups. By the end of the year it was filled to the top. He didn't clean out that either.

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Alex94xela 0

Cool story bro Tell it again

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