By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 16:33 - United States

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
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DocBastard 38

The bad news is that the lockers weren't assigned at random. You were given that locker because of your poop face. Sucks for you, poop face.

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2wenty0ne21 0

Or at least mark it out right? Write Hey beautiful underneath lol

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every1luvsboners 11

So change your legal name to Scat Boy and you will have an illustrious career in fetish prOn.

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Livzii 5

get it painted over, big woop. my locker is 1/2 the size I need and I have 2 people below me in a 2 foot wide space.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Count yourself lucky. My mate's locker has a penis drawn on it with the caption, "You want this, don't you?".

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perdix 29

It wasn't graffiti. The School Board believes you're a poop face and had your locker decorated for the honor.

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Liedna 12

Yes. You should be honored. Ungrateful...

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leadman1989 15

Poop face is just a nice way of saying shit faced and that means you're drunk and the life of the party. Or an incredibly obnoxious asshole who's ruining everyone else's good time. It depends on who you ask. :)

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ikickgingers 15

I read the latter and thought you were talking about me. :/

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airwalkboarder14 0

Lucky i wish my locker said poop face on it

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