Love: Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates....

By romance sucks. - 18/12/2013 21:20 - United States - Spencer

Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By sexyredhead - 14/02/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

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By zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments - 01/02/2014 08:11 - United States - Montgomery

Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML

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By worried - 16/08/2011 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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Always the bridesmaid…

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 04:00 - Pakistan - Gujranwala

Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML

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By upupandaway - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2013 12:17 - United States - Southfield

Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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da_poiler 3

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:02

Did he ask you to take a picture with him to show to his friends?

imaxmain 24

Thursday 19 December 2013 7:53

Well, find out and date him?

Comments

cookie1207 19

Thursday 19 December 2013 13:56

Sounds to me like you should keep this one

JMichael 25

Thursday 19 December 2013 14:12

It was sweet in a sense, but creepy at the same time.

Reaper350 7

Thursday 19 December 2013 15:10

Maybe you do know him. You just don't want to because your so anti-romantic and immature to accept public affection.

StinkingThing 10

Thursday 19 December 2013 16:41

Did he have a nice voice and good hair? If so, I'd look around for the Disney logo, a live TV film crew, or something of that sort. Also, check for prank cameras hidden around.

SouthernGrl94 14

Thursday 19 December 2013 16:41

you shoulda asked, maybe he's like your soul mate or something

honeymoonroyale 20

Thursday 19 December 2013 17:34

Shit, I'd be flattered. Do you know how many girls would kill for that?

jweb1434 6

Thursday 19 December 2013 17:55

Omg lol

neuronerd 28

Thursday 19 December 2013 20:24

Obviously, many of the commenters here have never dealt with a crazy stalker-like person. This isn't sweet behavior, it's scary.

HJKM_fml 19

Friday 20 December 2013 2:11

I had a guy who sent me an average of 200 text messages a day and we weren't dating. He'd freak out if I didn't respond immediately. I tried hinting by not texting him back or saying that I was busy, but he didn't get the message (pun not intended). Eventually I had to call him up and straight out tell him that I wasn't interested and to leave me alone. It did work, but I went through 3 months of hell before I finally got the courage to do that; I try to be tackful because I feel guilty if I think I hurt someone else's feelings.

HJKM_fml 19

Thursday 19 December 2013 21:25

Did he also try to Photoshop himself into one of your photos online? Creeper not Keeper.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Friday 20 December 2013 4:20

Nice callback!

sanecatlady 13

Thursday 19 December 2013 21:54

I'd kick him out for being so creepy but keep the chocolates. On second thought, they might be poisoned. And the balloons may have poison gas instead of air or helium. Hey, just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people are out to kill me. ;)