Love: Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates....

By romance sucks. - 18/12/2013 21:20 - United States - Spencer

Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By sexyredhead - 14/02/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

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By zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments - 01/02/2014 08:11 - United States - Montgomery

Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML

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By worried - 16/08/2011 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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Always the bridesmaid…

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 04:00 - Pakistan - Gujranwala

Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML

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Love language

By upupandaway - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2013 12:17 - United States - Southfield

Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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da_poiler 3

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:02

Did he ask you to take a picture with him to show to his friends?

imaxmain 24

Thursday 19 December 2013 7:53

Well, find out and date him?

Comments

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Thursday 19 December 2013 9:46

I just read your username, OP. It made me laugh; I love it!

foxy_grampa 19

Thursday 19 December 2013 10:29

So is he a stalker or what?

pinchepriscyla 9

Thursday 19 December 2013 11:13

Awkward.... What did you do?

kidcuds 2

Thursday 19 December 2013 11:56

did you laugh at his soprano? because if you did then youre mean. he worked hard.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 19 December 2013 12:06

Really hope you find out who this is..,it seems like a stalker at the moment but hey when you find out you might have a great guy...

FangirlingAlways 14

Thursday 19 December 2013 12:22

Free chocolate!

fshackleferd 5

Thursday 19 December 2013 12:43

What the... How the... Who the... But why? That guys not just a stalker, he's stalker 2.0

kelseeinez 10

Thursday 19 December 2013 13:00

stalker?

alex_gen 38

Thursday 19 December 2013 13:04

The moment that you realize he didn't exist, and that you were daydreaming the whole thing.

perdix 29

Thursday 19 December 2013 13:21

Do you have brain damage? Is this like "50 First Dates?" If you are of sound mind, you have the best stalker ever! Most celebrate anniversaries by sending you creepy mixtapes and taking a dump on your porch.