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By katiebabby - 17/06/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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By I hope you fucking die, you pussy!!!! - 17/06/2021 08:01

Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2017 20:00

Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML

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flamegrilled123 3

Thursday 17 June 2010 23:18

Toyota, bringing you forward even when you don't want to

skittles_fairy07 4

Wednesday 14 November 2012 17:59

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paige_is_awesome 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:26

Haha how the hell does that happen!

lottaluv 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:30

haha

Sanduril 15

Friday 18 June 2010 0:32

FAVOURITED

Ragnir 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:34

damn! sick burn! OP, be thankful your computer is all you lost I guess!

Xavi89 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:39

I bame Toyota!!!! how about you?

macman091 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:46

win!! one of the funniest

NerdyyKelliee 0

Friday 18 June 2010 1:04

Lol. i actually giggled a bit.

derschadenfreude 5

Friday 18 June 2010 1:40

heehee, did you leave your laptop on the roof of your car?

AlterEggo 0

Friday 18 June 2010 2:06

Technically, the same computer virus will exist and be spreading to thousands of computers. While not physically larger, I'd say a virus is larger. FYL, though.

AlterEggo 0

Friday 18 June 2010 2:09

Technically, the same computer virus will exist and be spreading to thousands of computers. While not physically larger, I'd say a virus is larger. FYL, though.

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