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never use Twitter, any good?
used*
he lied before the first date not a good sign so **** him
u g l y.. you ain't got no alluby you ugly
#17 - spelled alibi..and I bet the guy is just a jerk :/
33, u make it seem all guys are assholes and all girls are angels. girls are just as bad as guys by being bitchy and cheating
actually 19 there was an oil spill so there's not anymore fish
At least he won't be... **Puts on sunglasses** ...Twittering in your twat. YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
op, don't waste any more time on him. and if he wants to reschedule it, wait til 1hr before it and tell him your sick lol
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder! ""So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, ""Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem? "" ""Ma'am,"" the officer replies, ""You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers. "" ""Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly twenty-two miles an hour! "" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that ""22"" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. ""But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time,"" the officer asks. ""Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 142. """
WIN
WIN to #28 I mean
why is Twitter gay?
38 you never met me then but of course you have not anyway I'am true to my words unless something comes up then I will either try and do it earlyer if that's not good then I let you choose. all my friend trust me saddly most of them trust me more then their own best friend.
Twitter really helps my fans follow my band. it's an amazing invention
sweet a bitch mood lol jk obese just pointing out that not all are like that both genders do it but who ever stood you (and op) needs to have their car tired slash and shaving cream all over the car In a messed up patteren ( well that is if the shaving cream still works on cars).
why the hell did my ipod put obese. I ment I was just saying.
i'll just laugh.
eww stop stalking him. just saying. have you seen the movie, He's just not into you?
you mean every date with new guy is a first date?
OP.....stalk much??
44 win
#21 with a face like that i'm sure noone will ever be "feeling you"
I mean 44
#15, I think ******* him would be a poor idea. =P
your a lez ?
hahaha
lol ******* twat lol it's ******* Twitter and this date of yours obviously doesn't give a **** lol
u meet them at the wrong places
So...your life is effed because you didn't go on a date with a liar? Am I missing something?
The point is that he was too much of a coward to say he didn't want to go out with her for whatever reason, so he lied. If he won't show up for a first date, it's also obvious he doesn't respect her.
lol, twitter is stupid
gay
Twitter? YDI then.
Lol, that sucks Dx You're better off without him </3
I think they should be hanging out more and goods?? WTF how old r u this chick is ******* hot
why did you reply to me |:
wait nvm, ignore that :3
trust me she's not (; you're gorgeous 22
Niceee
aww you will meet someone that is even nicer
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So...your life is effed because you didn't go on a date with a liar? Am I missing something?
oh well he was a dick to begin with. be glad you found out now.