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By katiebabby - 17/06/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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By I hope you fucking die, you pussy!!!! - 17/06/2021 08:01

Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2017 20:00

Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML

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You deserved it 433

By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML

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Thursday 17 June 2010 23:18

Toyota, bringing you forward even when you don't want to

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Wednesday 14 November 2012 17:59

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zltzlt 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 23:56

should have had a Mac ;D

rickusa 1

Thursday 17 June 2010 23:57

# 36 can I drive u ?.... lol

JuroBear 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:01

Women drivers these days...

missyfarnes 2

Friday 18 June 2010 0:07

a desk top or an IPad? if it was an IPad I'd have to assume you dropped it while jogging...

Rememberme1105 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:08

well look on the bright side, only someone really special can manage that.

missyfarnes 2

Friday 18 June 2010 0:11

I really should read the other comments BEFORE I post mine to reduce repeats...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 18 June 2010 0:12

HOW? Well, either way, that sucks horribly. I hope you got a warranty on it...

Yousoodeservedit 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:13

lol you literally "crashed" your computer

tarheels32388 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:15

how the hell would that happen?? lol

bridawg 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:19

haha that would be funny to see like on youtube

delanis 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:20

google it. im sure they have it

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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Today, I stepped outside to wait for a cute guy to arrive after arduously preparing for our first date. Just as he rounded the corner, I tripped over the last stair and landed headfirst into my mom's fresh pot of snapdragons. My mom uses compost and manure for her plants. FML

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Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

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Today, my parents screamed at me for being diagnosed as depressed, because I’m not allowed to be depressed, because me being depressed makes them look like bad parents who couldn’t raise a happy, normal child, so I have to be happy or I’ll be punished. FML

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Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML

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Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML

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Today, I asked the iguana to paint his cousin, the chameleon. He nailed it. Smartass. FML

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