Miscellaneous: Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of...

By Baikal - 12/05/2013 04:09 - Singapore

Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of my house keys and give it to random people on the street. I live alone and work a 12 hour shift daily. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML

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By frmitalywithlove - 11/01/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, my coworker thought it would be funny to throw my keys up onto the top shelf in storage. I'm 4'10. FML

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By keyless - 14/04/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

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Call the police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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By Useless Key - 02/09/2018 18:30

Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML

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By rhplb - 17/05/2016 13:10 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I arrived to work at exactly 8 so I could leave at exactly 5, without overtime. I found out later that my brother took my keys with him somewhere and now I can't enter the house until he gets back at 11. FML

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By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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By thenewgirl - 06/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML

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Lehk 9

Sunday 12 May 2013 14:01

get a lock smith in there ASAP and never allow your cousin near your place again

Ambient25 24

Sunday 12 May 2013 14:01

Time to feed a wire from your doorknob to the electrical panel

Comments

Abbbiiieeeeeeeee 16

Monday 13 May 2013 3:57

I don't understand why your cousin would even think that is a funny joke, Op. 0.0 It wouldn't be too funny if it led to your guts being sprinkled over your floor cos he'd given a random murderer a key >.>

freshko21 6

Monday 13 May 2013 5:31

Well, that is pretty funny, though scary and tragic for you :P I hope you don't live in the ghetto...

bigred002 17

Monday 13 May 2013 7:32

How did said cousin get your key, and how old is he? Does he have any sense of repercussions of his actions?

Ubehage 32

Monday 13 May 2013 13:46

If he is old enough to know how to make copies, and also old enough to figure out why it would be fun to hand out the keys - he must be old enough to fully understand why his neck is being broken 3 ways ;)

katejones 8

Monday 13 May 2013 10:13

Change the locks and make your cousin pay the bill.

Ubehage 32

Monday 13 May 2013 13:24

Make a dozen copies of your cousin's key(s), equip them all with an adress-label, and tell him that you already handed out 50 of them; and those 12 are the only ones you have left. Not a real revenge, but a way to get him to think... Oh, and finally: Kick him out of your house, for good! Never let him one step inside.