By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
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dimerneckel 22

Did you also call someone to ask where your phone was?

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Steve95401 49

Did you also search madly for your glasses only to realize they were perched on your forehead?

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orphanclubber 8

Well at least you did realize eventually instead of waiting hours XD

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dimerneckel 22

Did you also call someone to ask where your phone was?

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Malahkaa 19

FTL as whoever came had to go all they way back home

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Soninuva 41

Was it someone else's key ring, or one you recently got? If not, you totally deserve it.

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Steffi3 40

Atleast you found them pretty soon after

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Steve95401 49

Did you also search madly for your glasses only to realize they were perched on your forehead?

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Mauskau 35

Whilst brushing my teeth last night, I realised my toothbrush wasn't on the windowsill and spent few seconds looking for it until I realised I had it in my mouth :l

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meli1195 31

oh my God, I thought I was the only one who has done that.

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yve1220 20

That's happened to me before, not my proudest moment.

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Desi_D123 27

Don't be fooled, OP. The key wasn't always there; this is clearly the work of gremlins.

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SammieIsabella 15

Sometimes your head can play tricks on you. :p

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VitalDistance 14

That reminds me of this one time when I lost my phone and called my mom to ask where my phone was. I'll never hear the end of that one.

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