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#46: FAIL!!! Not only did you post in the wrong FML, your definition of FML is completely retarded.... I think FML is for little things that make us go duh--- of course ya its called **** My Life because you didn't **** your life you just had a "duh" moment ... ya that's it, it's people like you that are making this site suck ass with their little things that happened... like the one you mentioned i slowed down because i thought i was driving while in was walking FML even though i didn't get in trouble or anyone saw me my life is completely ******.... i hope you kill yourself or find yourself face to bumper with a drunk driver. OP: that sucks you deserve it but man... that SUCKS!
doesn't company's monitor stuff??? couldn't you call her and tell her that o.o"
Toay, I sent an email to some coworkers asking them to fill out a survey. The guy I've secretly been seeing for two months responded with "Sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" He hit reply all. Not only that, but instead of acting like he was joking, he posted it on here. FML
I honestly would die. Blame it on a co-worker who hacked your account or something. xD.
Hm, at least you get more condoms!
ydi for using condoms
No news for tje all-knowing it guys...
#22 and #23 I can just imagine if they were the real thing.
Awhhh that's hilarious but suckss real bad.
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Play it off like a joke.
Why on earth would you do that with your work email?! It's called text messaging.....