By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML
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kgb121 0

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

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Luckster 0

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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CorynneCade 0

#1 woo! that sucks! r u serious??? a little brain dead today?

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kenzie15 0

johnnnnnny Cade!(:iluvvv the outsiders

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ThatGuyWithHair 0

"I just wanted to see my username in fmylife.com. FML" @OP No really, you're an idiot.

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noobgang7 5

This exact FML is on MLIA too.

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humorizer 14

Ironic how he was hiding behind a budget truck and how tickets destroy one's budget.

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thatonewhitegirl 0

makes me think of how many times I've done that. DERP.

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nc1234 2

Meth can do some crazy shit

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Luckster 0

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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Lintu_26 23

Lol, it's probably one of those moments, when you're looking for your phone using the torch from your phone :P

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odexy 12

Exactly xD. Everyone does something unimaginably dumb every now and then. For example, I have tried calling my lighter when I lost it. lolol.

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DontSaveMe 16

LOL xD I've put ice cream away in the cupboard before :3

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lol_Epic_Fail 0

Hahaha. At least you won't have a heart attack from walking too fast. lol

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kgb121 0

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

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beffburger 0

heh me too, they always give me odd looks

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htownlove 0

I know!! I'm like ok so now just because I'm Mexican and in Texas i'm an illegal immigrant? lol jkk

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Jenny_genie 3

at least ur not in arizona. just saying ;)

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music87 14

Me too!! Which is stupid because I know I'm not doing something illegal, but the crime rate is so low where I live, the cops get so bored they seem to have competitions to see who can give a ticket for the most insignificant thing when they are not chasing some speeders. Maybe if my town had a doughnut shop....lol

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MrMcRooster 17

Everything is illegal when a cop is nearby.

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frodosynthesis69 8

haha me to!

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manoverboard 0

That...is just dumn. GET OUT MORE. |: Although a cop probably would give you a ticket for walking too fast...

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effyourlife_ 0

how fast can you really be going when you're walking that you would feel like you're speeding

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