Dig it

By anidiotskeeper - 12/07/2012 06:03 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML
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KBeatz 5

Join her, the value of gold only keeps rising!

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KBeatz 5

Join her, the value of gold only keeps rising!

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jesscarrr 10

Your picture just makes that comment all the better hahah

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BunchieRules 31

Agreed, especially since all of the gold humans have ever mined could be compacted into a 20 meter cube.

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Cashtangoteam 10

Yeah, new jersey is renowned for its vast fields of gold.

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SkoomaKi 27

#24 - Are you talking about the amount of tanned people or actual gold? ;D

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Drigr 9

I have a friend who buys and sells gold and silver, and just thought I'd point out, the value of gold has actually gone down almost 4% in the last 6 months..

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hockeyoceancity 13

53- No facts... I hate learning durning summer. :)

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dylanmurre 4

Someone's watchin too much gold rush!!!

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Starcatch77 20

67 - You're the one who was just annoying everyone with incorrect "fun" facts in another comment on another fml. During the summer.

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outoftown 26

50, or buried tan people wearing gold?

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GothicAngel17 24

Well, at least she was trying to do something ... Err, productive?

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GRRSOM 7

Well I ain't saying she a gold digger, but.... Wait, yes I am.

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HouseElf 13

At least she wasn't digging for bodies! O.o

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rainbowglass 5

This is probably how she got a promotion - by being productive. Join her, OP. You never know what could happen.

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jesscarrr 10

Did she find any?

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ladyLALAA 28

I hope so! Probably should have started with a metal detector!

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PoseidonsSon 3

If minecraft taught me anything, probably not.

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EvilPotato 14

How the hell did she even think of doing that in the first place ?

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banni_fml 8

Been playing too much minecraft, obviously.

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jjessen 20

No way man, if she was playing too much minecraft, she would be digging for diamonds, not gold.

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everydayFML2121 5

I say dump her, she's obviously just a gold digger

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BradTheBrony 19

I'd say shut up, you're the forty-seventh person to make that joke.

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gracehi 31

Hey! You never know! She probably has a better chance of finding gold in her backyard than winning the lottery. So drop that scratch-off and grab a shovel!

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onlychildFTW 33

No. She probably doesn't actually. Haha.

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gracehi 31

I agree. She has virtually no chance at all of finding gold in her backyard. I was using what is known as "sarcastic humor" and comparing the over optimistic stupidity of OP's girlfriend to those who waste their money on the lottery.

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DocBastard 38

Keesh, it actually worked quite well. It isn't Grace's fault that you have no sense of humour. Good day.

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jake3292 5

I'd rather take the scratch off over back breaking work though...

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Dracoboxer357 35

12- If it makes you feel better, Grace, I got it. However, sarcasm aside, OP's girlfriend probably Does stand a better chance of finding/digging up her "gold" (or anything of some value) than winning the lottery. She also has a better chance of just finding the money on the side of road too, as minuscule of a chance that is... :P

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theneatoburrito 8

Considering you're more likely to hit four hole-in-ones in a row than win the lottery, OP's girlfriend probably DOES have a better chance of finding gold, finding silver, striking oil, and discovering Atlantis.

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GothicAngel17 24

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gracehi 31

If she needed "gold" hair dye then she'd be a brunette, which would mean she'd be smart, or at least not a complete moron. ;)

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GothicAngel17 24

I think you'll find most "dumb blondes" are actually brunettes who've bleached their hair.

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citymayer 7

Her hair's pink and she's being a stereotypical jerk. How does that work?

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kodinbug 2

What I would like to know is, why the hell would gold hair dye be outside, under ground, and needing to be dug up. Seriously? Hair dye?

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hwkfan1 10

You're in luck! She's a 69'er ;)

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DjeePee 24

Why, oh why is your life ****** right now? Yes, the chance that she actually will find something is low, but there is a chance. Be a nice boyfriend and buy a metal detector, that's a more efficient way of treasure-hunting. Too bad you don't live in London, eBay tells me there's a lot to find in the Thames.

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ebfbruh 0

Metal detectors don't find gold. Gold won't attract a magnet and that's how a metal detector works

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DjeePee 24

And another dream of my childhood is blast away...

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TheThunderXD 6

This. My grandmother does this to my grandfather all the time. She would go to a casino, and say she's going to te town where the casino is to buy coagrettes. She recently quit smoking,

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