Animals: Today, my creepy 12-year-old neighbour stood on his trampoline,... - FML

By Wonderful_0 - 23/06/2015 17:58 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my creepy 12-year-old neighbour stood on his trampoline, looked over my fence and started waving a large net around, chanting my dog's name. Now I'm scared to let my dog outside alone. FML

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Wonderful_0 19

Wednesday 24 June 2015 17:16

Hi no my dog is very controlled and well behaved, and only barks to ward off danger. However, because he's just a big softie, (he's a border collie/black Labrador cross breed) all the neighbours love him, but apparently this kid loves him a little too much...

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milkman18 16

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:22

Relax he's just training to be a Pokemon master.

ProfessorMctitie 20

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:28

Thats when you get a bigger net and start calling his name

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lvegadelgado_6 11

Wednesday 24 June 2015 6:08

? that must suck

johnfulcher90 12

Wednesday 24 June 2015 8:25

he prolly just wants to **** it

MRSwick2525 23

Friday 17 July 2015 22:55

Wow you really are a disgusting **** aren't you!?!? Why would you even say that, joking or not.

katina1236 20

Wednesday 24 June 2015 8:30

I totally got a memory flash of that psycho kid from toy story. Maybe go out with your dog, I wouldn't trust a 12 year old kid who's showing some psychopathic tendencies

LazyLion 12

Wednesday 24 June 2015 12:14

Gotta catch em all

JacobRSE 18

Wednesday 24 June 2015 14:29

These FMLs today are beyond funny.

middlenamefrank 8

Wednesday 24 June 2015 16:51

Does your dog bark nonstop? Does he keep people awake? Get out and tear up peoples' yards? Maybe you're not being a very considerate dog owner.

Wonderful_0 19

Wednesday 24 June 2015 17:16

Hi no my dog is very controlled and well behaved, and only barks to ward off danger. However, because he's just a big softie, (he's a border collie/black Labrador cross breed) all the neighbours love him, but apparently this kid loves him a little too much...

Amorettex 19

Friday 26 June 2015 3:09

That is creepy as ****. Don't leave your dog outside alone!

TallMist 32

Saturday 27 June 2015 6:19

There's always that one guy that assumes the OP does something with absolutely no evidence at all in the FML JUST to try and make it the OP's fault. Always that one guy.

mesha20 19

Wednesday 24 June 2015 21:30

He's either gonna kidnap your dog and keep it or kill it. Just saying.

RealSuperSand 21

Thursday 25 June 2015 1:21

Kids are psychopathic, keep your dog safe op.

mkhygdrwacybino 4

Thursday 25 June 2015 5:03

crazy bitch

Xobubblyxo 23

Thursday 25 June 2015 17:02

Idk why but this FML really reminded me of Lord of the Flies

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