Animals: Today, my creepy 12-year-old neighbour stood on his trampoline,... - FML

By Wonderful_0 - 23/06/2015 17:58 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my creepy 12-year-old neighbour stood on his trampoline, looked over my fence and started waving a large net around, chanting my dog's name. Now I'm scared to let my dog outside alone. FML

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Wonderful_0 19

Wednesday 24 June 2015 17:16

Hi no my dog is very controlled and well behaved, and only barks to ward off danger. However, because he's just a big softie, (he's a border collie/black Labrador cross breed) all the neighbours love him, but apparently this kid loves him a little too much...

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milkman18 16

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:22

Relax he's just training to be a Pokemon master.

ProfessorMctitie 20

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:28

Thats when you get a bigger net and start calling his name

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kiaora_fml 11

Friday 26 June 2015 9:46

I'd tell the childs parents, but that could make it worse. If you really want get a JP to witness a statement incase anything happens to your dog :(

fantasyworld 37

Monday 23 November 2015 23:07

That's creepy.

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