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By Gigi - 05/09/2012 04:29 - United States

Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML

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By Emily S - 09/10/2011 05:17 - Australia

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

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By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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Been There

By PeppermintPenny - 10/08/2017 20:00

Today, a coworker and I had our second date at my place. He wanted to show me pictures of himself in some club, where he had been a member in highschool. He started typing his name into the google search bar and it suggested his name from when I had googled him months ago. FML

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Panic!

By Anonymous - 16/01/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2018 15:00

Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2016 22:46 - Switzerland

Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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bigtime_rocker 11

Wednesday 5 September 2012 11:59

One of both I'm afraid! ALWAYS CLEAR YOUR HISTORY!!!! Your life sucks, but suit yourself...

saIty 17

Wednesday 5 September 2012 11:59

This is why clear history was invented. That and ****.

Comments

The_F3rris 11

Wednesday 5 September 2012 15:23

Lol you creeper!

gracehi 31

Wednesday 5 September 2012 15:46

Tell him you were thinking of asking him out, and googled his name to make sure he wasn't a criminal or something, because you had a bad experience on a date once. It's reasonable, near the truth, less creepy, and gives you an open to ask him out. Good luck! ;)

yoyoforpeace 14

Wednesday 5 September 2012 16:43

Even of you clear Internet searches google saves some of them.

afer85 4

Wednesday 5 September 2012 16:58

It happens. Flip it around, act flirty and tell him that you liked him and just wanted to learn more about him before aproaching him. He is gonna either be flattered or be beyond scared. Either way at this point you have nothing to lose.

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Wednesday 5 September 2012 17:44

That's why you also turn of the save search option too :).

hahaholy 10

Wednesday 5 September 2012 18:05

Not good, clear your history. And save yourself the embarrassment

Isa_fml 20

Wednesday 5 September 2012 18:35

Embarrassing. I hate it when you let someone use your phone and remember too late that there's, uh, incriminating information on it. I let my roommate use my phone and she noticed something related to my eating disorder. She did not know that I HAD an eating disorder. It was awful. Also, I gave a different roommate my old phone when I bought a new one, and I forgot to delete the dirty text message conversations between my boyfriend and I. This is the roommate who also unpacked my box of sex toys. I TOLD him not to touch the damn box. At least he's laid-back and not a prude.