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By Gigi - 05/09/2012 04:29 - United States

Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML

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By Emily S - 09/10/2011 05:17 - Australia

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

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By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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By PeppermintPenny - 10/08/2017 20:00

Today, a coworker and I had our second date at my place. He wanted to show me pictures of himself in some club, where he had been a member in highschool. He started typing his name into the google search bar and it suggested his name from when I had googled him months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2018 15:00

Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2016 22:46 - Switzerland

Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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bigtime_rocker 11

Wednesday 5 September 2012 11:59

One of both I'm afraid! ALWAYS CLEAR YOUR HISTORY!!!! Your life sucks, but suit yourself...

saIty 17

Wednesday 5 September 2012 11:59

This is why clear history was invented. That and ****.

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j_cat187 19

Wednesday 5 September 2012 20:33

I would be terrified too.

DylansMomma 9

Wednesday 5 September 2012 21:42

Your comment : Stage 5 clinger...

coolbrony12 3

Wednesday 5 September 2012 22:47

Stalker much?

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 5 September 2012 23:39

Stalker!!

OceanBlueSea 12

Thursday 6 September 2012 0:30

Stocker much?

momogal 22

Thursday 6 September 2012 9:44

Well the OP could possibly be a stocker at Wal-Mart or another store. LOL. I think you meant "stalker."

TREEBISCUIT 3

Thursday 6 September 2012 4:44

I'd be flattered if I were him. What a dickwad, giving weird looks. It's not like he doesn't know who you are.

jarockstar27 10

Thursday 6 September 2012 6:49

Thats border line stalker right there...

malzi21 8

Thursday 6 September 2012 8:19

Clear. Your. History. I always do. Granted, for much different reasons, but, you know, it's a good idea.

momogal 22

Thursday 6 September 2012 9:46

Props to the OP. Wish I had done a little more research on my ex before we got married. Lesson learned.

R4LJ 10

Monday 15 October 2012 15:04

Stalker much?

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