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Same thing different taste
Dude, WTF?
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Stage 5 clinger
OP should do the same thing at her husbands job.
15 - He's a professional creeper, she'd just give him away if she did that
He just wants to make sure he doesn't rear end you with his own personal truck.;)
newlyweds....
16, so professional that he gets caught...
66 - I never said he was good at it
I'm pretty sure that's what professional means...
'Oh no she's giving the new guy some'
Maybe he's been watching too much ****
def a little overboard, unless she cheated in past or said the new cute trainee or something like that
so is having sex with the trainee
26 - Who took a neon shit in your cornflakes?
Din
that is too
Awful! I wonder if the guy you were training knew? That'd be so embarrassing!
Oh, I'm sure the new guy thought that OP had an extra shadow that was both male and sentient.
Jealousy is a sickness, he better get some rest
Lol. Thats true.
Lol. Thats true.
77 - sure there is, you can compare the two times and if they are different, take the avereage as being the 'real' time. OR if they are showing different times you can point to the slower one to argue that you were right on time for work and then use the faster one to determine when to leave work :-)
Oh my god, be glad someone didnt call the cops, that'd be and awkward time "no that's just my husband" acotaco
You don't have to come and confess; you're already here. We can still see you. We can see you.
"I hope she doesn't see me, I hope she doesn't seem me, OH SHIT! (ducks down) I think she saw me"...
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Jealousy is unattractive.
'Oh no she's giving the new guy some'