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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By killmenow - 03/12/2015 05:33 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

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By longlostkid556 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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daybid 7

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:21

Well that stinks!

anzie_fml 9

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:22

That's a very interesting way for him to be greeting you, especially if you're still just calling him your "crush"... O.o

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Sperino 4

Monday 16 January 2012 0:02

Well we all know that this isn't a true story because everyone knows that girls don't fart. Lol

ReNaE96 2

Monday 16 January 2012 0:12

Haga funny :)

YummiGummi 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 0:04

Hagagagagaga

chels1994 11

Monday 16 January 2012 1:04

A "crush" that's grabs your ass...something about this seems too touchy feely

EmilyKathryn 0

Monday 16 January 2012 1:10

That's something i'd do.. :p

Soreeyeah 17

Monday 16 January 2012 1:45

Defense mechanism? Lol

totalnewbeeee 1

Monday 16 January 2012 1:49

A farts a fart everyone does it obviously you do and so does he and if he can't realize that then **** him

Akharr01 5

Monday 16 January 2012 3:03

How old are you that whenever you are scared you fart?

PoeSlayer 0

Monday 16 January 2012 3:04

Wow, what a perv.

SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Monday 16 January 2012 3:16

Well you must have had a nice behind for him to get the impulse to grab, so.... at least you have a nice ass? Eh?

missalice0306 19

Monday 16 January 2012 3:43

He probably thought that was a comeback to him grabbing your ass. You don't want to date guys like that anyway.

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My body hates me

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