By ohlordhelpmenow - 15/01/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML
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perdix 29

Is he talking about food or women?

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jellybeans4833 7

More like the 5 year rule for some foods. =_=;;

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Pentium_4 27

i'm going to suggest this rule to my family lol

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farnsworth 3

Call him moldy balls haha just kidding

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kelseyyup 5

I wish this was my family's rule. Even when there's mold me don't throw it out -.- we cut the mold off and keep eat. WTF WERE NOT POOR.

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evilteddybear 0

Lol ur picture is so true

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Cassmoneyyy 15

If it's things like hard cheese, that's fine. If it's like bread, you could get sick.

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halfbakedlogic 6

He's not your dad, until the DNA test verifies it, be glad!

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Michael_92 20

I think his username came into play on this one....

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bizarre_ftw 21

The results are in!! Glad isn't an option anymore.

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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

& that has to do with moldy food how??

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Michael_92 20

How is it? I'm just curious on your logic.

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eyyitsalejandra 0

I wouldn't consider mold on my food a win.

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CalCommando 6

I read that in the voice the lady uses when you cook meat in Monster Hunter Tri, and I laughed so loud.

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The_creator_fml 2

Expiration dates are overrated, except with milk.

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killtin 2

Ya what is that milk goes bad like 2 days before the date blehh

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DCFan 9

AAAND... Birth Control.

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MizzErikaHart 8

Actually milk stays good for a few days after the expiration date...

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TheOnlyAlan 0

Our rule is, if you're not dead, it's not bad bread.

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a1f0sff 25

Then you only know if the bread's fine after eating. Isn't it risky?

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TheOnlyAlan 0

This is correct, it keeps the adrenaline going.

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perdix 29

Is he talking about food or women?

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jaredjudd21 2

Come on now it's obviously women.

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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

10- bahahaha i love reading your comments.

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omfg_creepers 8

Does it matter what color of mold it is?

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ladyLALAA 28

If it's brown drink it down, if it's black send it back!

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