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Same thing different taste
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Happy something
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This happened to me to op.. Except my ex bf was right lol
If you remember a woman's important dates you can totally neglect her in many other ways. Write that shit down and use your diligence against her! Oh and YDI.
Just another douchebag pitting 2 guys off against each other again
When I first read "today my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend," I was expecting the FML to end with you catching them cheating...I need to reevaluate my method of thinking.
The stupidity of some people astounds me. And I'm not even talking about the boyfriend and the ex-boyfriend of the OP. Look at some of these comments! I'm sorry neither of your significant others (past or present) can remember your birthday. It sucks to be forgotten. My mother forgets my birthday every year... she was there! I weighed 10 pounds! She gave birth to me with no C-section! That shit should be permanently etched into her brain!
I have to question your taste in men!!
You hang out with your boyfriend and your ex at the same time??..that's weird
Who was closer?
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"Her birthday's on February 31st!" "No, you idiot! It's on December 32, duh! " *both look at OP* "Right?? " You pick winners, OP.
Happy birthday, Op! It's today, right?...