By lifebecrazed - 17/01/2013 16:57

Today, an elderly gentleman came into my store complaining of a toothache, so I showed him where the Orajel was located. He then insisted on making a big scene, claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well I hope you stroked it for him... His cheek I mean.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I would just play along, and be a good employee. Unless the next thing he asks for is the Viagra. Then get your manager, and a restraining order.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well I hope you stroked it for him... His cheek I mean.

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CheeseTron 15

Yea, don't encourage him. Next time he'll come in complaining that his penis hurts.

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theycallmekitty 13

I agree with 32, don't encourage him. Last time I was especially nice to an old person, he held me up in Waffle House for an hour performing a penny "trick" where he would put it in my hand then snatch it out really quickly. Then he started talking about his deceased wife and things got really awkward....

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CheeseTron 15

So, basically, the moral of #66 story is don't be friendly towards old people.

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theycallmekitty 13

I just wanted to leave and I didn't know how to respond to a stranger telling me all this personal information

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PizzaRollsss 5

Well, seems like you better get to stroking!

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kingsian 15

No it's not. What's wrong is the fact everybody and they mama have to thumb me down because a joke I tried to make. She said she has the magic touch so I said she can touch my cheek too.

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outoftown 26

#65, No, that's not what you said. I'll just leave you to a quiet burial.

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kingsian 15

Nooooooooo come on everybody all I need is 26 "thumbs up" and I can be good. There's still time.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I would just play along, and be a good employee. Unless the next thing he asks for is the Viagra. Then get your manager, and a restraining order.

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untouchable763 10

Should of slapped him upside the face and said ok fixed.

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tanekdrachonae 19

And lost their job. Yeah, that's a fantastic idea....

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sens3sfailing 24

hey! look what I found! it was your sense of humor...

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

*Loud cough to gain attention,* should HAVE, *discreet cough to recede into darkness once more.*

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lilhellian 26

How dare you hog your magic touch! Your "special" gifts must be shared.. Profits? Your choice tho..

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loserboii 11

Which cheeks? I hope he means his face.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

He's either a cheeky ass, or just a perv...

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DocBastard 38

Careful with the elderly - I hear giving them a stroke is bad.

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DocBastard 38

"Aren't inside jokes fun for everyone!" said no one, ever.

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Schizomaniac 24

I live only to serve you.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Mario: Schizo was implying that Doc is old. He replaced *them with *us.

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