Work: Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 05:08 - United States

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML

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By penpendesrapen - 11/03/2010 00:40 - Philippines

Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML

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By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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By Namaslayed - 16/10/2015 18:04 - India - Mumbai

Today, I tried to make a move on the cute guy who sits opposite me at work. In theory, I was going to start a game of footsie with him. In practice, I screwed up and managed to yank his computer's power cable out. He lost his unsaved work. FML

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sarabraun8 7

Wednesday 24 November 2010 18:58

haha deserved

hashmita 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 18:59

Seriously, stop stalking him.

Comments

ideasrule 13

Wednesday 24 November 2010 20:38

Don't give your password to anyone? Even if you weren't stalking him, YDI for being stupid/lazy/both.

ideasrule 13

Wednesday 24 November 2010 20:40

and he had the old password because the OP told him what it was

Billa_Bang 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 20:44

what was the original password? if it was his name then i see his point

jose1760 1

Wednesday 24 November 2010 20:51

Dude he told you yesterday he wasn't gay...

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 24 November 2010 20:58

"On 11/24/2010 at 6:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)" WOMAN. WO. MAN. W-O-M-A-N. You ******* moron. asjdkldfg;hsdja. Ugh.

LtBrenton 16

Wednesday 24 November 2010 22:49

WOOOOOOOOOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN WOOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAAAN! ....WOMAN! :D

mlwalker88 18

Thursday 25 November 2010 1:13

I have the app for Android, and all it shows is the OP's name and the FML category. It does not show the OP's gender...so while the mistake could have been avoided by reading the other comments, it's not as much of a fail as you're implying.

Peasanthunter_fml 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 20:51

That is what you get for giving out your pw to your stalkie

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 24 November 2010 21:17

Now, if he really wants to mess with her mind the new password that he set will be something like "SekretAdm1ra" or "LetzHaveBBs".

jose1760 1

Wednesday 24 November 2010 21:56

lol I didn't see that!!

WorldRallyXtreme 9

Wednesday 24 November 2010 21:59

Get the password back using ubuntu live cd and a free program called chntpw google it it is easy to recover

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 24 November 2010 22:16

Phone IT and get them to reset your password. Problem sorted. See, that wasn't that difficult. Now, hone your skills young padawan and you won't get caught out stalking in future. ;-)

Lisa89 3

Wednesday 24 November 2010 22:31

Well, for him to have written that I'm going to have to assume you ARE stalking him. In that case, YDI. Stalking people is completely unacceptable. And also YDI for giving you password away... should have just told in to log into his own account. And call IT support to change your password back. Simple.